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Club options [Dec. 19th, 2005|10:11 pm]
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Would you like to join the

1) Anti-Alliteration Association? (motto: Alliterations are atrocious, amazingly antagonistic, and altogether awful!)
2) Anonymous Anonymous? (we have trouble with roll because no one ever says their real name- it's frustrating)
3) Pyromaniacs Anonymous? (after they rebuild the building... it burnt down AGAIN!)

They are all part of the Procrastinator's Union (or PU), so all meetings are tomorrow until further notice. everyday.

Also is the

4) Idiosy Klub, applikants must hav an IQ of ovar 120, and hav dun somthing riddikkullously stupid. All appikants will b datarmind by tha kurrant liadars, Paiggy and Rashl. (This UNIQU klub dosn't hav the symbols 'c' or 'e' bkuz thy'r unimportant), and ignors the symbol '8', instad writing 2(4) or 7 + 1, or othr things)
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Fibonacci letters (ask paige) [Dec. 18th, 2005|10:54 am]
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1. a
2. a
3. b
4. c
5. e
6. h
7. m
8. u
9. j
10. g
11. q
12. z
13. q
14. q
15. j
16. c
17. m
18. p
19. c
20. u
21. b
22. w
23. a
24. r

(it's obvious now that number of symbols = times until it repeats... though we should try it with 5 and 10 just to be sure)
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life [Dec. 17th, 2005|11:35 am]
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1) Life is relative.
2) Life is random.
3) Life doesn't stop.
4) Life doesn't care what you think.
5) Life cares that you think.
6) Life won't stop temporarily.
7) Life is discovered through intelligence, but used through wisdom.
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(no subject) [Dec. 15th, 2005|04:23 pm]
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[mood |mellowmellow]
[music |nothin]


1. Zero period Health yesterday.

*We are studying the drug unit. Mr. Beaumont is writing a list of terms on the board.*

GIRL BEHIND ME: “five...six...seven...”

MR. BEAUMONT: "Ok class, here's a list of vocabulary terms."

GIRL BEHIND ME: “ten...eleven...twelve...thirteen..”

MR. BEAUMONT: “I want you to copy these terms, then label them narcotic, inhalant, designer, depressant, stimulant, neurotransmitter, or other.”

GIRL BEHIND ME: “...fifteen...”

MR. BEAUMONT: “Ok, go.”

GIRL BEHIND ME: “I’ve done sixteen of those drugs! Ha! I didn’t realize how f---ed up I was. That's like... half.”

2. The performing arts building, today, during the assembly.

*The orchestra starts playing*

ME (IN MY HEAD): “Tchaikovsky!”


3. In the lobby of the district office, waiting for an interview:


OWEN’S PEN: taptaptaptaptap

MY FOOT: *shuffle*


OWEN: “This sucks.”
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Mascot [Dec. 3rd, 2005|07:10 pm]
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[mood |sigh]
[music |Steve Martin]

Top ten names for the duck:

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(no subject) [Nov. 30th, 2005|07:30 pm]
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List of Things I'm Supposed to Bring on a Travel-thing I'm Doing Over the Summer (with comments on website, that are amazingly lame):

01. Athletic shoes or hiking boots – For covering exciting new ground.
02. Backpack / book bag – To lug your sweater, camera, snacks, water…
03. Camera and film – To capture the moments! All journey long.
04. Sandals or water shoes – They’re terrific at beaches and pools.
05. Journal or notebook – To gather your thoughts, drawings and more.
06. Khaki pants – The ultimate travel attire.
07. Micro-mini flashlight – To light your way.
08. Pajamas – For restful nights after adventure-filled days.
09. Passport pouch – To keep precious documents and credit cards under cover, around the neck or at your waist.
10. Permanent marker – It’s a quick and handy label-maker.
11. Rain gear – Just in case.
12. Small address book – For keeping in touch.
13. Stationery and pen – For keeping in touch in style.
14. Sunglasses – So you look cool and don’t have to squint.
15. Sunscreen – To keep “the sizzle” at bay.
16. Sweater or sweatshirt – To keep you toasty on chilly nights.
17. Swimsuit – For making a splash.
18. Travel alarm clock – To get you there on time.
19. Voltage adapter – So you can plug in safely overseas.
20. Walking shorts – Stride in style when the sun shines brightly.
21. Zip-top plastic bags – After the splash (see swimsuit).

(15 is great, because of the use of "the sizzle"- does anyone know what that is?)
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(no subject) [Nov. 30th, 2005|05:36 pm]
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[music |more holiday commercials]

three multipurpose reasons

3. we dont want to
2. we want to
1. because
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music. last time. [Nov. 18th, 2005|04:38 pm]
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[mood |awake]
[music |Graham Parker Live! in Japan]

A list of song titles that fail. Miserably and hilariously.

1. "Locomotive Breath" - Jethro Tull

2. "I Got You (At The End Of The Century)" - Wilco

3. "49 Bye-Byes" - Crosby, Stills and Nash

4. "Life" - Sly and the Family Stone

5. "The Court Of The Crimson King Including The Return Of The Fire Witch And The Dance Of The Puppets" - Crimson King

6. "Pop [Deep Dish Cha-Ching Remix]" - N'Sync

7. "Enough Is Not Enough" - Joe Jackson
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music [Nov. 18th, 2005|04:23 pm]
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[mood |bouncybouncy]
[music |The Go! Team]

More songs with funny names:

6. "Places Named After Numbers" - Frank Black

7. "Shoplifters of the World Unite" - The Smiths

8. "Symbol in my Driveway" - Jack Johnson

9. "Rat In Mi Kitchen" - UB40

10. "Laundrytown" - Mike Doughty

11. "Nothing's Gonna Change My Clothes" - They Might Be Giants

12. "Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots (Pt. 1)" - The Flaming Lips

13. "21st Century Schizoid Man Including Mirrors" - King Crimson
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music [Nov. 18th, 2005|04:15 pm]
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[mood |contemplativecontemplative]
[music |Buddy Holly]

Five songs with really strange names:

1. "Youth Culture Killed My Dog" - They Might Be Giants

2. "In and Around Greg Lake" - The Wondermints

3. "Aqualung" - Jethro Tull

4. "Can-Utility and the Coastliners" - Genesis

5. "Bootylicious Vinyl" - Zebrahead
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