||[Dec. 15th, 2005|04:23 pm]
This is a list.
A LIST OF... INTERESTING CONVERSATIONS HEARD IN HIGH SCHOOL OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS
1. Zero period Health yesterday.
*We are studying the drug unit. Mr. Beaumont is writing a list of terms on the board.*
GIRL BEHIND ME: “five...six...seven...”
MR. BEAUMONT: "Ok class, here's a list of vocabulary terms."
GIRL BEHIND ME: “ten...eleven...twelve...thirteen..”
MR. BEAUMONT: “I want you to copy these terms, then label them narcotic, inhalant, designer, depressant, stimulant, neurotransmitter, or other.”
GIRL BEHIND ME: “...fifteen...”
MR. BEAUMONT: “Ok, go.”
GIRL BEHIND ME: “I’ve done sixteen of those drugs! Ha! I didn’t realize how f---ed up I was. That's like... half.”
2. The performing arts building, today, during the assembly.
*The orchestra starts playing*
ME (IN MY HEAD): “Tchaikovsky!”
[ANOTHER] GIRL BEHIND ME: “Fantasia!”
3. In the lobby of the district office, waiting for an interview:
OWEN’S PEN: taptaptaptaptap
MY FOOT: *shuffle*
OWEN: “This sucks.”