|Mix and Match Holiday Greetings!
||[Dec. 24th, 2005|04:31 pm]
This is a list.
Choose one from each step to build a Holiday Greeting, using more than one option from STEPs 1 and 2 is ok if 'and' is used as to connect. Parenthesis show advice from experienced peoples.
STEP 1: Adjective
1. Happy (Common)
2. Merry (Common)
3. Joyous (not as common)
4. Marinated (not at all common)
5. Good (not enthusiastic)
6. Feliz (Spanish for Happy)
STEP 2: Holiday
1. Hanukkah (all capitalism)
2. Christmas (more capitalism)
3. Kwanzaa (not really a holiday)
4. Feast of Pasta (Pastafarian)
5. Holiday Season (generic)
6. Navidad (Spanish for Christmas)
STEP 3: Punctuation
1. ! (recommended. enthusiastic)
2. ? (NOTE: can be offensive)
3. . (not enthusiastic)
4. , (used before something else)
5. ... (see 2)
6. ; (NOT recommended)
HOW TO USE:
You may use your Holiday Greeting to greet or welcome a stranger, neighbor, or traveler from the North. Greetings also may be used in writing. Using "Have a..." then your Holiday Greeting is also righteous.